Two Reddit posts that made me physically laugh out loud

The first was in r/jokes:

Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They’re old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times from Jokes

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she plays Mortal Combat Scorpion says “Stay over there!”

u/merio67

The second I found tonight and for only the second time this year, LOL’d

Just finished decorating my cake for my birthday tomorrow from lotr

Someone made a cake of Andúril and the comment was:

In your stomach shall it be reforged”

u/DraphicGesigner

And

The cake that was eaten!
It has been remade

u/SelfReddicating