RUN!!!!!! THE CAPITALISTS ARE BACK!!!!!! I never thought I would see an ad like this in Vietnam. It was from the British Business Group in Saigon. Doesn’t it look like some sort of Evil corporate / Nazi propoganda poster? Hell, at least the communists smile in their posters! And to make it worse, it’s lead by the evil white man!!!!! AHHHHHHH RUNNNNNN!!!!!! Vietnam needs Michael Moore!!!!
Seriously though, what is this ad trying to say? I cut out the bottom half of the ad which showed the groups involved in putting on this seminar. It’s actually not sponsored by a group called “the Capitalists”, but instead something much worse. LAWYERS!!!! The message conveyed is:
“You don’t need to be fair managers, pay decent wages, or limit the amount of overtime to your poor employees!!! What you need is LITIGATION and lots and lots of FORMS AND MORE LITIGATION!!!!!”
I can just imagine this army of lawyers storming into a factory like a battalion of soldiers, walking passed the sweaty poor, underpaid employees and up to the managements office where they will furiously fill out FORMS!!! And lots of them!!!! Then after creating a couple mountains of paperwork have the employees sign their one hundred page contract of which they cannot understand a word, and then be paid an obscene salary for successfully oppressing the poor masses.
And as a side note, why is the English language always so violent? It’s always THE FIGHT against something or other,, or THE WAR on this or that. Tackling isn’t as aggressive, but it still means stopping something by using force. I guess, “Fair Management practices to ensure strikes become unnecessary” is simply not catchy enough. Since I’m American and have learned much during the past couple years from our DEAR LEADERS, I might be able to offer some suggestions with the full blessing of the US of A.
1. The SHOCK and AWE of Labor Strikes
2. FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM !!!!!!!!!!!!!! from labor strikes.
3. BATTLE for the Hearts and Minds of Labor Strike Leaders!
4. The WAR on Labor Strikes!
5. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……. Hates Labor Strikes
6. Labor Strikes do not reflect the will OF THE American People!
